Top Ten Signs We Are Sailing Soon
#10 Books in the Library are turned on their sides.
#9 Trash cans are tied to the walls
#8 Cupboards are on the ground to prevent spillage
#7 Needed equipment is strapped to the counters.
#6 Unneeded equipment is place securely on the floor.
#5 Galley equipment is strapped into the shelves.
#4 The pool is being drained.
#3 The ship shop shelves are being emptied.
#2 There are Land rovers on Deck 8.
#1 The dock is virtually empty.